Under The Sea
sung to the tune of "Under The Sea" by Sebastian the Crab in Disney's "Little Mermaid."
The seaweed used to be cleaner
Before BP’s dumb mistake
Their oil rig just blew-up there
Inspectors were on the take
Now look at the world around us
Right here on the ocean floor
Unlimited sludge surround us
Can’t see nothin’ here no more.
Under the sea
Under the sea
Each day it’s thicker
Making us sicker
We hate BP!
Up on the shore they work all day
Trying to clean tar-balls away
While we devotin'
Full time to floatin'
In misery
BP CEO ain’t happy
Shareholders he must console
And Coast Guard says, ‘Make it snappy
And plug up that bloody hole!’
But CEO, he is lucky
No chance he’ll suffer the fate
Of those who have lost their business
His assets are far too great
Under the sea
Under the sea
No more they beat us
Fry us and eat us
Now we’re deadly
We what the land folks used to cook
Now we be coated with black gook
No fish they fryin’
‘Cause we all dyin’
Under the sea
Under the sea
Under the sea
Under the sea
We still deplorin’
How oil keep pourin’
Excessively
Even the sturgeon an' the ray
Floatin’ belly-up everyday
Those BP bastards
Caused a disastrous
Catastrophe
The shrimp all went limp
The trout dropping out
The cod feelin’ odd
Their lives be in doubt
The bass died, alas
The chub, he got scrubbed
The fluke he puke on the sole
(Yeah)
The ray passed away
Got stuck in the muck
The crab feelin’ drab
We just got no luck
Pelican and gull
They not faring well
An' oh that blowfish woe
(Yeah)
Under the sea
Under the sea
When the sardine
Begin to look green
It just sickens me
What’s BP got?
A lot of dough?
Here they givin' us nothin' but woe
Each little clam here
Know that they’re damned here
Under the sea
Each little bird here
Sad this occurred here
Under the sea
Each little snail here
Cry and they wail here
That's ‘cause we’re dyin’
Here in the brine
We got no luck here
Down in the muck here
Under the sea
Hear the real song here
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