Get BP

Get BP

sung to the tune of "Let It Be" by the Beatles

As I find I’m in financial trouble
My lawyer and I agree
We should file a lawsuit
Get BP

And in my junk e-mailbox
Messages appear in front of me
Offering me lawsuits
Get BP
Get BP, Get BP
Get BP, Get BP
Filing multiple claims
Get BP

And when the bipartisan people
Need a common enemy
BP is the answer, Get BP

For though their parties differ
There’s no better chance that they will see
A cause to unite them, than BP

Get BP, Get BP
Get BP, Get BP
Yeah, join in all the boycotts,
Get BP

Get Bp, Get Bp
Get BP, Yeah get BP
Count up all your losses
Get BP

Get BP, Get BP
Get BP, Yeah get BP
Join class-action lawsuits
Get BP

And since the sea is oily
There’s a new bright light of hope for me
Twenty billion escrow fund for me

I wake up to the sound of protests
People angry at BP
Speaking dissolution
Get BP

Yeah get BP, Get BP
Get BP, Yeah get BP
Suing is the answer
Get BP

Get BP, Get BP
Get BP, Yeah get BP
There’ll be litigation
Get BP

Get BP, Get BP
Get BP, Yeah get BP
Seek full compensation
Get BP


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Gulf's No Longer Clean

Gulf's No Longer Clean
sung to the tune of "Yellow Submarine" by the Beatles

Fifty miles from the shore
Stood a rig upon the sea
And the oil there was rife
‘Til it blew to smithereens

Now the deep sea drilling’s done
And BP lost lots of green
Nothing lives beneath the waves
‘Cause the Gulf’s no longer clean

Nothing lives where the Gulf’s no longer clean
Used to be pristine, now it’s just obscene
Nothing lives where the Gulf’s no longer clean
A normal routine cannot be foreseen

And the oil flows and pours
Slim chance the coast can be restored
And BP begins to pay

Nothing lives where the Gulf’s no longer clean
Oil can be seen nearing New Orleans
Nothing lives where the Gulf’s no longer clean
Sad that the marine life is now unseen

{PR campaign Mr. Hayward, PR campaign
PR campaign it is McKay
Launch the advert, show the advert
Svanberg, Svanberg}

Yes they lived a life of ease
The executives had all they need
(All of them, had all they need)
‘Til their rig sunk from the scene
(“Til the rig sunk from the scene)
And their profits now are lean

Nothing lives where the Gulf’s no longer clean
Used to be pristine, now it’s just obscene
Nothing lives where the Gulf’s no longer clean
A normal routine cannot be foreseen

Nothing lives where the Gulf’s no longer clean
Oil can be seen nearing New Orleans
Nothing lives where the Gulf’s no longer clean
Sad that the marine life is now unseen

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Deep Horizon Oil Rig of BP

Deep Horizon Oil Rig of BP
sung to the tune of "Octopus's Garden" by The Beatles

Way out at sea, there used to be
The Deep Horizon Oil Rig of BP
Deadlines had passed, the crew worked fast
On the Deep Horizon Oil Rig of BP

They needed time to do things right
But BP whined and put up a fight
They said we’ll be fine you will see
On the Deep Horizon Oil Rig of BP.

There’ll be no glitch, we will be rich
Said BP’s executives across the sea
Counting our cash, will be a smash
And we’ll live like kings the way that life should be

They did sing and dance around
‘Til the rig blew up and went down
Beneath the sea, amid debris
Sunk the Deep Horizon Oil Rig of BP

The crew did shout and swim about
But eleven men went down to their graves
(Went down to their watery graves)
No more joy for some poor girls and boys
Knowing their dad’s beneath the waves
(Dad’s beneath the waves)

Now BP’s unhappy and they see
Their profits from the lawsuits they can’t save
And in the sea, catastrophe
From the Deep Horizon Oil Rig ‘neath the waves.

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